Jake the Dog

Jake the Dog (pronounced "jayyyeekk duh duuuuuuuuuuuuuug" in Hungarian) is a fat fuck pedo dog who lives with a wigger. Though he may have nothing to do with The Problem Solverz, he is still the best character on the show since he jerks off five times a day to Inuyasha hentai. He is friends with Rin Satsuki, Terror of the Streets and Assisted-Living Hitler. Jake keeps these two friends in his slut dungeon that is hidden below the surface, out of view of Finn the Human-that-will-be-raped-to-death-by-a-non-existant-touhou-character. He is voiced by John DiMaggio who is WHITE AS FUCK HOLY SHIT!!!

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